4 - Dispatch From 5th Ave.


DNA is the most interesting human discovery of our time.  Science can now tell me where my mother’s and father’s ancestors spent the last ice age - and extrapolate how long humans have been evolving from the slime mold thru fish into mammals, and so on.  Each of us still has just a tiny bit of all those “lower” animals in us - and it affects our actions and reactions.

A running man rounds the corner just as I clear the end of a dark building and my fists tighten and pulse raises - I am preprogrammed to flee or fight just like any survivors in my pre-human gene pool.  Jean walks past a designer’s shop on 5th Ave. and an ancient bit of leftover aquatic brain draws her to a shiny thing in the window.  Her head turns just like a bigmouth bass watching a #4 Rapala lure.

She tries the door but the sign says, “Temporally closed for client consultation.”  I pump my fist in salvation - but no ... the sales lady ends my celebrations by unlocking the door.  

She and Jean do the sell/buy dance but I am more mesmerized by the “consultation” going on behind.  A grown woman showing laptop photos of her pet to help this big-time New York jewelry designer come up with a silver and stones collar for ... her DOG!



And that is why I put the “quotations” around “lower” animals.  Oh look - there is a cool hardware store.

- Regression Rod

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